John: Carl and I watched that movie you gave me.

Song Shen: What movie?

John: Lost Souls.

Song Shen: Lost Sauce?

John: No… “Lost Souls.”

Song Shen: Ha ha… [for a second I thought it was a movie about salad dressing that had vanished!]*

*That’s her speaking in Chinese.

OK, so maybe it wasn’t quite that bad, but it was a dumb, dumb movie.