[Via Facebook] WITHOUT prompting, ask your child these questions and write EXACTLY what they say.

Child’s Name: Alana (6yo)

What is something I say a lot? Coffee

What makes me happy? Playing with me and Isaac.

What makes me sad? Not listening to you and not eating stuff that you gave us to make us happy.

How much do I weigh? I don’t know what that means. I don’t know.

What’s my favorite thing to do? Relax with Jeremy and drink beer.

What is my favorite food? Salad.

If I could go anywhere, where would it be? You might go to the park with me.

Do you think you could live without me? No.

What is my favorite TV show? Gravity Falls.

What’s your favorite memory with me? Making books to read.

What makes me a good Dad? You help me do stuff, and reach stuff I can’t reach.