I watched the move Vlad the other night. I sincerely regret it. What a piece of garbage. I should have known — it starred Billy Zane. My only frame of reference for Billy Zane is that scene in Zoolander where Derrick Zoolander acknowledges him by name.

One thing I must say, though: Billy Zane does a decent Romanian accent. And he did it for the whole movie. It kind of makes me wonder if the concept for the movie (and I kind of feel that using the word “concept” is giving it too much credit here) was created around the fact that Billy Zane does a decent Romanian accent.

I was going to write more about how dumb the movie was, but it’s really not worth the effort. It was that dumb.