From a Soulseek chatroom:

[ baby mao ] ive never tried sex

[ baby mao ] whats it like?

[ baby mao ] i heard its like getting the high score on mario brothers

[youngknees] it’s like petting a kitten, mao.

[youngknees] a really cute kitten.

[youngknees] that purrs.

Ah, remember when you were a teenager and had nothing better to do with your time than waste it in chatrooms like this? Those were the days…